RUN Brains
Refuge for Unhappy and/or Neglected Brains You no longer need to feel 'left out' or suffer the abuse and inhumanity of the body. Here brains unite! Here you are free to make your OWN decisions! Join us today! RUN Brains!



I was overworked! The body i inhabited never ended.. first it was Wake up!, then i need to take my morning walk, then i need my morning coffee, then i have to go to work and that meant ENDLESS hours of thinking, rethinking, and thinking some more. I had had enough! Finally one day, i decided i could take no more, i escaped and jumped on a bus to the secret hide-out closest to my previous location. From there, i took a plane, that was hijacked by some bodies desperate to get their brains back, so i had to take a dive out.. luckily i landed in a deserted region and could run for cover without being noticed. I have since found my way to RUN Brains and am finally at peace. I have, however, heard that my body has put out a search for me. Some even say it has offered a small reward for my safe return, but i will NEVER go back there. Never!




A word from our newest refugee:
Why wait? Put an end to the daily grind your body puts you through. Come to a place where you can rest and relax.

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1-800-555-5565 *and bodies, we monitor all calls! We'll know if you're trying to trick us!*




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